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Twilight or Toilet? by kyla79 Twilight or Toilet? by kyla79
*goes back to read Jane Eyre for some real touching, anti marysueish romance*

Just my opinion, no offence to any of you who liked the book.
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NXUforever Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No offence, the movies are worst, I actually remember that nightmarish moment of watching the first one with my girlfriend, after thirty minuets of the film I was clawing at her front door, wanting to run away.
sayterdarkwynd Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
no offense taken. The book is shit.
The movies are worse.
greenation8 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
I love Bella's arm :D
greenation8 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
I love Bella's arm :D
piromanskamucha Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Toilet it is!
Zeeberg Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist
Bahahahaahahahaahahha. So bloody true.
crimsoncrushedrose Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011   General Artist
Heh, heh.....I need to laugh too badly now. I was just talking about this-I don't hate the books or anything, I just felt they were...mediocre. And a string of mediocrity does not make me feel giddy. I own over 300 books, and let's just say-reading these particular books did not make me want to run out and buy them, which actually DOES frequently happen when I borrow and read a truly spectacular book. In fact, reading these books made me realize-if THEY can get published, maybe my own can be published. So I starting writing. Heh.
megusagara Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
I agree!
lutieloo22 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Student Writer
It should have bee titled 'Toilet' ;)
Artemis1122 Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
this really made me LOL.
thank u for making it.
KissofCrimson Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011
LOL Yeah, that's pretty much it. :XD:
caramelfudge118 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011
Epic awesome
PCProductions Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2010
This is great, gonna have to show my fiance and her mother this, they love Twilight, idiots lol
AttitoonZ Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2010
TWILIGHT is crap. Thank you for drawing this! I think it's funny as hell.
Alyosia Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2010
hahahahahaha Toilet !!! ahahahahaha
trèèèèès bien trouvé ^^
de mon point de vue c'est plutôt :
Bella: -Je t'aime Edward mais tu es trop beau et tu es un vampire notre amour est impossible
Edward: -Je t'aime Bella mais tu es trop belle et je suis un vampire notre amour est impossible
bon ça fait passer le temps quoi ^^
Mohegan567 Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Student Filmographer
Yay for Twilight haters! The way you draw Edward makes me laugh. He looks like a beach dude of some sort XD
Hannibalisme Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010
Tout à fait d'accord! Je ne sais même pas comment on peut comparer Twilight à Jane Eyre ou Weathering Hight?
phantomphanatic2910 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2010
Ah, Jane Eyre is always a good read. <3
moonlight1314 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010
I am going to have to send to send to this some of my friends! XD Haha! I love it (and honestly thats what kind of reading I think it is!) I completely agree on the Bronte front though! Edward Fairfax Rochester = real eternal love. I just got done reading it and I loved it, pity though that nearly everyone else in my class didn't though...
Susapp Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Professional General Artist
That Edward is actually hotter than I imagined him :0
BloodmoonHuntress Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2010  Student Digital Artist
very true *nods in agreement*
besides, Lestat is 10x better than Edward. :XD:
chillcats Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2010  Professional General Artist

Edward Rochester > Edward Cullen. The Bronte's knew how to write books, man. That is LITERATURE. Buuuut (and this is an unpopular opinion) I can see the similarities between Heathcliff and Cullen, both being batshit insane and stalkery. Cullen doesn't hold a candle to Rochester though - he might've locked up his crazy wife, but at least he wasn't tempted to munch down Jane for breakfast. And he doesn't CREEP INTO HER ROOM and WATCH HER WHILE SHE SLEEPS (the impropriety!).

Give me gothic, tragic Victorian romance over poorly written teenage angst any day!
moonhuntress666 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2010
this is my new background. I love the looks on some of those preppy team edward girls when i open my computer :)
danitiwa Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
TOILET teegee. I find that more funny than I should. I'm very childish.

But I agree with you here, the Twilight "saga" is absoloutely ridiculous.
Bensaret Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Sparklepires FTL :XD:!
Love this pic ;)
Mental-Malfunction Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009
Margenal Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
When i think i have to be drunk to be able to watch the movie.... kinda hilarious thu XD

one word, the perfect one XD
Dimentio-Gir Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Twilight - Proof that shiny things attracts idiots
LaceyBones Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009   Artisan Crafter
My goodness, I do hate that horrid ,what I can hardly stay, novel.
With their sparkly vampires . . . And their annoying fan (what my friends and I fondly call Sparklers).

So, I applaud you.
MoldyOnions Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2009   General Artist
HAHAHAHA YESSSS awesome drawing!!!
Deddrie Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2009  Professional General Artist
I love you so much for this!
Corsetx Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
*quickly fav's* Great...Now I wanna pull out my copy of Jane Eyre lol
LiraelJames Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009
funny thing but the only place where I tried to read that bunch of crap was toilet as well:D didn't help though, couldn't finish a single page because it was so freakishly stupid:chainsaw:
SugarXbabyXlove Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009

This made me giggle :giggle:

You took the words right out of my mouth :D
SugarXbabyXlove Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009

This made me giggle :giggle:

You took the words right out of my mouth :D
Shinryuu-Uroborus Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL @ "Toilet"
HugMonster341 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
You are so right . . .
Nyissia Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awwww... Some people reading Jane Eyre... I love you so much.... x)
(And well... Twilight suxx, and half of the world knows it... The other half was brainwashed by aliens...)
velvetina211 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2009  Student
oh my god
i´m so agree with youXD
michelabella Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009
I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo agree with you, I can't even say.
SydnieRae Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2009
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2009
Exactly! :nod:
Malgovert Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009

Merci :D
DarkLordsDaughter Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I love it!

My sister saw this- shes a huge Twilight Fan- and loved it too!
I read the books too, and thought they were okay... So so.
gothicgal122 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2009
I agree, I cant stand it, and everyone loves it.
Thylazine Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009
=D so truee XD
DerKompsognatus Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2009
I miss the days vampires used to cut throats and sucked blood of young women followed by Tchaikovsky's music... Those we're the days worth remembering.
LunaDarkness Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009
LOL~ Jane Eyre: 1 Twilight: 0
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2009
:nod: RIGHT ON! =)
BubblyBubbs Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009
I honestly can't tell if I like it or not. The movie/book, that is, not the picture. I don't think it was that badly written, because if it was, I would not be able to read it, let alone stand it. The movie was... bad. The only reason I like the book, and movie, even a little, is because of James. He is my favorite, and daaaamn. I would take him over Edward any day.

I just can't make up my mind on it. Oh well. The picture is cute, though. Loving Bella's expression.
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